Tuesday, February 19, 2013

A Very Hairy Story.


When I was a kid I was vain about my hair. It was long. I mean really long. I was that girl in class sitting on her hair just to prove to the other girls how long (and therefore superior) my hair was. I’d braid it, plait it, side ponytail it, pigtail it, pile it on top of my head with an assortment of fluoro combs. I’d wind it up tight into a bun and fasten it with a scrunchie. I’d put clips in it and spray glitter in it.  I’d go to the local markets with one intention only; to buy more of those headbands with the interchangeable flowers. All I wanted was the latest in hair trends to hit the playground. Alligator clips featuring sparkly unidentifiable flowers? You’re mine!

As the 90’s (and thank god!) my love of all things glitter melted away I wanted more than what a few well placed accessories could offer me. I wanted cool cuts and crazy colours! There was however just one teensy tiny hurdle on my way to hair heaven. My mother.

For years her and I would go through the same hair routine. We’d walk the two blocks to our local hairdressers house, jump the ditch, go inside, pass a cute blonde kid playing with an enviable assortment of Barbies and find ourselves in the small familiar salon. I’d perch myself on the bright yellow chair and hear my mother say those words I’d come to dread.

“Just a trim.”

Snip, snip, snip. Chat, chat, chat. Snip, snip, snip.

And so it went on. I would get my trim. Five dollars would be handed over (a back to school special), and out we’d go, leaving the cute kid to her Barbies and the hairdresser to her small salon filled with all the things I longed for! So many mysterious bottles, that big bobbly thing that seemed to engulf a persons whole head, (was it a miraculous hair colour changer?) curling tongs, rollers, foaming mousse and so much spray!

My teenage years brought some change. No longer was the ability to sit on your own hair the height of schoolyard cool. That same hairdresser cut it a bit shorter for me, put a few layers in it, gave me a fringe, nothing extreme. My mother still in my ear,

 “Just a trim. Just a trim. Just a trim”

In an act of defiance I splashed out on an eight dollar packet of dye from Coles. ‘Mulberry’ it had said on the packet. ‘Uneven, patchy purply, pinkish mess’ is what it should have said on the packet.

I thought blonde may be the way to go.

“Squeeze some lemon juice in your hair and sit in the sun.” Ahhhh sure thing Mum...

Instead a friend introduced me to this miracle spray. You spray some in your hair, you catch a little sun, next thing you know sexy blonde hair is all yours! Easy! So we sprayed some in our hair, we caught a little sun, and we waited. We waited with our backs to a fireplace... Needless to say the heat from said fireplace turned the back portion of our hair blonde. The top was still our regular brown and the back was now a mousy, inconsistent blonde. Nice one...

A twenty-four hour plane trip and a slight visa debacle followed by a hurtling love affair with a wet, whisky filled city and I was ready. That is to say I was more than ready. Sleek black chairs, glossy mirrors, slick undercuts and hints of tattooed bodies. A new city bringing with it a new kind of hair experience. My salon of choice far different from that sweet little salon back home. This place? A revelation! Tucked away in an arcade full of dark shops. Records, vintage clothes and patent, platform shoes, leather and lace and cigarettes. And yet still my mother’s voice was in my ear.

“Just a trim. Just a trim. Just a trim.”

But this time was different. This time I was watching long lengths fall deliciously to the ground. I walked out of that place elated in the knowledge that pieces of that awkward, small town kid were being swept up by a tattooed Irish hipster.

Fast forward a year or so and I found myself back in that same country town I’d grown up in and back in that same hairdressers chair. This time however the chair was not yellow, the salon not at the back of her house. With a shiny new salon at her disposal and my mother (bless her) no longer accompanying me to my appointments we were free to venture down any hair styling path we chose. And so we did, her and I (and later as the business grew her fabulous team of stylists). I’ve dabbled in pixie cuts, undercuts, two tone, white blonde, pink highlights, red, copper, walnut, caramel, ombre and a whole host of other delicious sounding ‘hairdressy’ words.

A few months ago one of the hairdresser’s lovely staff members asked if she could use me as a hair model for a competition she was entering. I was of course more than happy to oblige. Well she won her category in that competition. Hooray! And I must also add that another stylist from that very same salon won her category in that same competition. Hooray, hooray! The real excitement came when the winning images along with an article by the hairdresser were PUBLISHED! Hooray, hooray, hooray!
My biggest thrill? Remembering those early days with the big yellow chair, and that cute blonde kid surrounded by Barbies. That same ‘kid’ who had dreamed and planned and cut and coloured and meticulously styled my own locks and who now had her work printed and glossy in a national fashion magazine.

To the hairdresser, Kerrie DiMattia and her fabulous team, CONGRATULATIONS!


The Autumn issue of Catalogue is out now. Go on...buy it!


Photographer Pixie Bella
Hair Lauren DiMattia, DiMattia Hairdressing
Make-up Candice Chevalley
Model Little old me... 


Photographer Pixie Bella
Hair Demi Brotherson, Dimattia Hairdressing
Make-Up Candice Chevalley
Model Jess Burt

Photographer Pixie Bella
Hair Demi Brotherson, Dimattia Hairdressing
Make-Up Candice Chevalley
Model Jess Burt

Photographer Pixie Bella
Hair Demi Brotherson, Dimattia Hairdressing
Make-Up Candice Chevalley
Model Jess Burt




Thursday, February 14, 2013

Be My Valentine...


Ahhhhhh February 14th. Valentines Day. Love and romance. Kisses and candles.
That magical day of the year when your Facebook feed is filled with nothing but pictures of red roses (long stemmed and in a box of course!) chocolates wrapped in pink foil and fluffy white teddy bears clutching fluffy red hearts emblazoned with ‘I love you!’ and Be Mine!’

Christmas I love. Birthdays I adore. I can even get excited over Easter. But Valentines? No thanks. This blessed day fills me more with awkward teenage memories and thoughts of inadequacy than it does love and romance. Needless to say, not something I feel the need to celebrate.

I was a gangly, awkward, skinny teen. Shy beyond belief. Sweet 16 and never been kissed with a crippling crush on a long lashed childhood friend. I was all frizzy hair and freckles singing in a choir whilst the popular girls hung out in a cloud of smoke in the bathroom. I was tennis on a Saturday afternoon; those other girls were netball on a Saturday morning. I was a knee lengthed school skirt, those other girls? Well they wore minis, minis with a hint of a g-string poking out the top (that particular sartorial choice I will never understand). When it came to February 14th? Well I was the girl pretending to be engrossed in a textbook whilst the roses were delivered, feigning nonchalance whilst inwardly thinking ‘ahhh well, there’s always next year...’

I did dabble in Valentines festivities once as a teenager. We sat there he and I, perched on steel chairs outside the local Pizza Hut, another couple with us, munching away on delicacies straight out of the box. My gift (most excitedly and gratefully received) was one of those previously mentioned white teddy bears accompanied with flowers picked hurriedly from his mothers garden and wrapped in paper from his mothers vast gift cupboard. That other couple? They went on to have the most romantic wedding I have ever been to. Me? I went to on to a slew of Valentines nights spent alone with the box set of ‘Friends’ a baked potato and an endless deluge of text messages from friends, disguised as thoughtful and caring but let’s be honest...reeking of pity.

This year however felt a little different. I didn’t cringe when Valentines themed chocolate boxes started popping up in the supermarket. I didn’t roll my eyes when walking past a restaurant advertising romantic dinners for two. I didn’t angrily delete Valentines themed emails that dared to arrive in my inbox. And interestingly I started to notice that my eyes weren’t glazing over when friends felt the need to tell me about their big V Day plans. You see this year I’m in a relationship. A great, big grown up relationship with his toothbrush in my bathroom to prove it.

I still didn’t feel the need to actually celebrate Valentines Day. There were no plans for an elaborately themed meal/gift combo. I didn’t want everything that this overly commercialised day with its ostentatious gifts represented. No! That was not for me! I didn’t want any of that! Until of course, I did.... until I caved into the absurdity of it all. For want of a better expression I fell to Valentines Day’s knees. I wanted it all! No! I needed it all! Not for me now, I needed it for me ten years ago. I owed it to that awkward kid to spend Valentines Day with someone I loved, but more than that I owed it to that awkward kid to be showered with gifts and then to of course tell the whole world about it! To take photos of roses and teddy bears and post them on Facebook! To make declarations of my undying love (publicly of course...) and to pretty much rub it in the faces of all of those out there spending this most romantic of romantic nights watching episode upon episode of ‘Friends’ with nothing but a baked potato for solace and companionship.

And so it happened that I sent my Mr this text...

“I secretly really want to celebrate Valentines Day this year, because secretly I have never had a boyfriend on Valentines Day (I’m choosing to not count high school on this occasion). However, should anyone ask I hate Valentines Day. I think Valentines Day is a lame, ridiculous day designed only for corporate greed. Ok? Xx”

As luck would have it the Valentines gods were not smiling on us. I had to work all day and he, being a musician had to gig not all, but a significant chunk of the night some 100km away. And so it was decided we’d celebrate on another day. I calmed myself down from the Valentines whirlwind I’d whipped myself into and began a different kind of Valentines daydream. One far more suited to the current day me as opposed to that teenage me. Hydrangeas and frangipanis picked from his garden, cups of tea in big yellow mugs, an old mulberry tree and a day together doing whatever, whenever.

And then he went and surprised me. He turned up at my workplace unannounced on this most sacred of days. The desire my teen self held for Valentines glory sated by kitsch presents and an overt PDA on the footpath. I have to admit to revelling in the walk home from work, laden with Valentines paraphernalia. I also have to admit to getting quite a kick out of struggling with said paraphernalia as I tried to open the door to my building.

So while I sit here and write and sneak glances at those sweet gifts on my coffee table, feeling smug that this Valentine’s day I was not forgotten, I know it’s really my awkward sixteen year old self that is feeling so chuffed. What I’m most looking forward to is the belated Valentines, the one with tea in big yellow mugs and lazing about under a mulberry tree.

Finally I say to you this; at the risk of sounding all kinds of lame and (oh my god! the shock of it!) like a total Valentines convert... perhaps this day isn't so bad after all. 

I hope you had a fabulous one! 

Gemma Grace Xx